Wrappin’! It had to happen!
Booyah-ka-sha, Roadboy!
We wrapped this fucker of a movie yesterday at exactly 5:00 pm, an hour ahead of schedule.
Every crew member kicked ass!
We had a couple Divas, one small and one large.
I think I may tap the large.
Shot a hillarious Epilogue scene.
Played with a real life Theramin.
Shot 14 hours and 13 minutes of digital video based on my horrible choices in women.
Hung out in the hot tub for about an hour with two of the hottest Gay guys I’ve ever known,
and complained to them about my horrible choices in women.
Sang Living Thing by ELO, Voices Carry by Til Tuesday and discussed my plan to
tap the Diva with my Gay friends.
Sat near Rachel McCuteyhead for about 15 minutes, transfixed by her Elfen eyes and melon-like aroma.
Drank 9 beers and 6 shots of tequila.
Watched a kind of (?)okay skinny chick start to turn sorta cute. looked at empty bottle, and tossed it aside.
Knocked back two Double QuarterPounders and watched The Usual Suspects.
Took a deep breath and realized that it can only get better from here.
Passed out.
New things everyone is saying because they becaame contagious on set:
“Holla”
“Disco”
“What!?”
“Fucka, Fucka, Fucka”
“Burn!”
“Damn, son!”
“My pants! I need new pants!”
“(sigh)…Yeah.”
and my favorite… “Ask Scott”
Thanks dear reader(s) for sticking around.
The fun stuff has yet to begin.
Is Everybody In!!?
Joe, Peter, George, Ponytail George, Brandon, 3way, Trimm Diddy, Laurie…
This ones for you.
Thanks for helping me with my baby.
